06 April, 2006

evil elf

There is currently a small evil elf sitting on my left hand shoulder saying: YO- there is a bunch of awesome food in your fridge. It's borderline healthy, but who cares? You should pig out on it anyway. You feel hungry, dontcha?
I swear, if night didn't exist, I would be like the thinnest person ever. After I eat dinner it's like I'm a somalian refugee and the US has just dropped a crate of food from the heavens. I ransack everything even though I'm not hungry at all- it just tastes goood! And looks pretty! Yummmm.

-g

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